Intellectual Whores

This dude created a philosophy about his experiences as being a dude women like to have around only to fulfill their base intellectual needs. He says since they want him around him only for his mind he has become an intellectual whore. Look at this line from intellecutalwhores.com

Later in life I started encountering a certain breed of woman. To begin with they never wanted to sleep with me. Now, this by itself is okay–not all women will want to sleep with me. However, this particular breed wanted to have me around to talk to and to make them laugh, because I was so “entertaining” and “funny.” Some of them went so far as to describe our relationship as that of “friends”, and a few even had the audacity to talk to me about problems they had with other guys.

Later I realized what had been happening. I was being used for their amusement and entertainment while they were busy fucking outlaw bikers. Of course they weren’t interested in me sexually; they were too busy with guys with forearm tattoos. But apparently they still needed some intellectual stimulation. That’s when they would call me with an opening line like “Tell me something interesting.” or some other not-to-subtle line. I recalled the term intellectual whore and applied it to this situation. These women had made me into their intellectual whore. Since then I have dedicated a large part of my life to avoiding this trap, and the various bitches that try to put you in it.

This has something to do with The Ladder Theory which I’ve heard about before but never got into. So I’m finally reading it. I usually hate interpersonal relationship shit but this stuff is kind of interesting. The ladder theory is good because it makes me laugh. And after all, isn’t that what it’s all about?

Oh no wait, I forgot. It’s all about the hokey pokey. I must blog about the hokey pokey tomorrow. Forgive me hokey pokey gods, I’ve lost my way!

33 Responses to “Intellectual Whores”

  1. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Sucke to be that guy

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Goddamn! I was still editing! Refresh and you’ll see I added a link for the ladder theory at the bottom.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Ha ha! go to the ladder theory link and hit that button to get you to the next page and there’s a funny graph!

    5 min later: Oh hell, the whole damn ladder site is cool!

  4. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Good theories on chicks and attraction. I formed some theories on my own, I will share them with the blog. Don’t get pissed because they are not politically correct.

    While it’s true chicks dig guys with $$$. They usually won’t just give them the pussy for the sake of giving up some pussy. I’m not talking about groupies who fuck stars just for the status of fucking someone famous. I think chicks are attracted to good looking confidant(arrogant)guys who can sling dick. When I was poor chicks weren’t looking at me as some potential husband relationship guy. They looked at me as some good looking guy they wanted to fuck and I tried to oblige them. Fast forward 10 years and my financial situation has drastically changed. I don’t go around and flash my $, but bitches can tell if you are broke or if you are living ok. Now women look at me as some sort of catch with potential and try to withhold the pussy so they can trap me into some sort of relationship….

  5. Mexigogue says:

    This goes waaaaay back to cave man days. The confident, healthy, strong cave man is the one who is going to be able to bring home the saber toothed rabbit and fight off enemies. Translated into today’s terms, the proverbial saber toothed rabbit is a financial instrument, assets, or earning power. Anyway, confidence is an element of successful attitude, therefore chicks dig it.

  6. Nice Rack says:

    I must be a backwards woman, because the guys I date are always broke. I end up paying for shit. They are confident(cocky), so Mike has a point there. Confidence is one of the sexiest characteristics that a man can have. I think with money also comes confidence, so that may be what the women are attracted to. It works for women too. I know that when I feel good about myself, I smile more and it attracts the opposite sex. When I feel insecure, I don’t get hit on at all because my lack of confidence almost makes me invisible. I think men are attracted to a certain level of confidence as well, but it isn’t as strong of an attraction as it is for a woman.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Men are attracted to:

    hip to waist ratio (ideal 3/2)

    good facial symmetry (indicative of proper development, a plus for overall health)

    small chin, small mouth, no facial hair (proper estrogen levels)

    boobs (ditto on the estrogen levels plus childbearing capabilities)

    Of course we’re not thinking about this stuff when we see a beautiful woman. We’re thinking ooh, boobs! pretty face! But evolutionarily speaking, the men who were most likley to pass on their genese are the ones who favored these traits.

  8. Sir Courvoisier says:

    “Rack” you prove my point the borke confidant guy gets the chicks. I have another joke….

    Why do Mexicans last longer in bed than everybody else?

    A: Because they don’t have to get up to go to work the next morning…

    hahahahahaahah..

    PS. Mexican can be substituted for any “opresed” ethnic group….

  9. Sir Courvoisier says:

    that’s opressed

  10. Mexigogue says:

    I don’t know very many mixed people jokes. Let’s see. . . . Hmmmmmm.

    YOU DAMN HALF BREED!!

    (that’s gonna have to do for now)

  11. TB says:

    AHAHAHAH SIR! great joke!

    $$$ has never come into play with me (which might point to the fact that it HAS come into play and I’ve never known it). I definately don’t have a lot of it, and I don’t dress like a TOTAL slob so I don’t think it’s an issue.

    for my money’s worth it’s this simple..

    legs, legs, legs, smile, soul.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Silly TB! Women don’t have souls! They’re just objects, like a radio, or a CD player.

  13. Nice Rack says:

    And we use it to our advantage. I know I have nice shapely legs, perky breasts, a flat tummy and a killer smile. I just choose to date dumb asses, even though my assets could serve me better. But I know how to highlight my assets so that all men notice.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    If you keep talking about how good you look I’m going to IP Ban you from the blog! It’s like they used to tell me when I brought a joint to my 3rd grade class, if you’re not going to share then don’t bring it in, gettin’ everybody all riled up.

    (some people say third graders shouldn’t be smoking weed but hey, I was 17)

    (( entire store above totally untrue, I don’t even smoke weed ))

  15. Mexigogue says:

    p.s. i’m at home today so don’t call to tell me off at work, call to tell me off at home

  16. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Thanks Mexi for proving my joke right…

  17. Mexigogue says:

    Just kidding by the way, I only IP ban spammers, hocking their pedophilia, online casinos, and viagra. Fuckers!

  18. Nice Rack says:

    I dare you to ban me from the blog. I got banned from a fraternity house once cuz my ex-boyfriend thought it would hurt me not to be able to hang out there. I just went to the bar and picked up men instead. You know you would miss me if I wasn’t around. Plus, I think I’m gonna let you take a cleavage pic just to show Amanda that if the boobs are nice there is no reason to be afraid to post them on the internet.

  19. Phelps says:

    Technically, that’s true, since he has to get me to ban them from even seeing the site. At least he still thinks that it is hard for me to do, and doesn’t know that I just put it into a form on the site control panel.

  20. Phelps says:

    Shit, he knows now.

  21. Mexigogue says:

    You’re going to let me take a cleavage shot???? MUHU HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! I KNEW this blog was gonna be a good idea!

  22. Mexigogue says:

    i would ban myself from this site before I banned Lauri. me talking about my nipples only gets so much mileage.

  23. Amanda says:

    I’ll tell you what – I’ll let Mexi post the cleavage one and he can get a cleavage shot of Rack to put up too.

  24. Phelps says:

    If you get both of those, I’ll push my man-boobs together and get one of those too.

  25. Amanda says:

    That would be amusing. I should point out that mine is unsupported cleavage. Ain’t nothing but breast tissue and gravity there.

  26. Sir Courvoisier says:

    We can then vote on who has the best boobs on the Mexiblog……Democracy in action! USA #1 USA USA USA…..

  27. Mexigogue says:

    And we won’t need no steenking recount!

  28. TB says:

    legs.. not boobs.

    come on sharks.

  29. Phelps says:

    Mine will look at lot like this:

    http://www.donotremove.net/archives/arnold_schwarzenegger_2.jpg

    Except, you know, I’m not quite as cut as Arnold.

    And harier.

    And kind of pale.

    Put at least I don’t have gay guys mastrubating to my photo. (That’s something you ladies never have to worry about.)

  30. Amanda says:

    If I am elected, I swear to conceed the best ass and stomach titles to Rack.

    Actually, I would do that anyway, but I felt like making some sort of campaign speech.

  31. ass master says:

    rack doesn’t have an ass!!!!

  32. Mexigogue says:

    She sang that at Leroy’s to the Sir Mix a Lot song. I’m not making this up. She went:

    I got no butt and I cannot lie
    you other brothas can’t deny
    When a girl comes in with an itty bitty waist
    and nothing in your face
    you get sprung!!
    etc. etc. etc.
    Shake that healthy butt, I got no back!

    It was a great performance, we all died laughing!

  33. TB says:

    ahhahahaha.. I see her practicing that routine since 1992..

    and she finally got her day in the sun! congrats!

    sounds funny as all shit.