To the D

I’m going to the D today. Everybody let me know if you need liquor or hair care products Two to one I’ll have another jive turkey for lunch.

I quit being a degenerate drug user yesterday. I feel great now (minus some shakes and nasuea). I had some REALLY messed up dreams though. I think my id and my superego are having another switchblade fight and it ain’t pretty.

I’ll probably update this when I get there. For right now I gotta go. Piece.

(haha, I mean peace)

41 Responses to “To the D”

  1. Nice Rack says:

    Mike’s not around, this is the time to play and make fun boys. Where is everyone today?

  2. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I’m right here “Rack”….What game do you like to play?

  3. Nice Rack says:

    Um, Hide and Seek? Or strip poker

  4. The Sicilian says:

    Ummm, I just want to kill some stuff, can I play?

  5. Nice Rack says:

    That sounds interesting, what do you want to kill? I’m not really down with killing, but sometimes I like to hit things.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    will not make sexual reference joke. . . will not make sexual reference joke. Damn this living clean is gonna be hard.

    (huh huh! I said “hard”!)

  7. Nice Rack says:

    There is that blues song that was written about me, where the chorus said “I thought that I could hit it and quit it, I hit it too long and now I can’t quit it.” I wasn’t talking about that kind of hitting, but the kind that occurs when you stare at my boobs too long.

  8. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I say we play srtip poker!

  9. Nice Rack says:

    ok, I got “two of a kind” and I think that beats your hand, so start getting nekked.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Which brings to mind. . do kinky dyslexic people do the 96?

  11. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Is a dyslexic person and a regular person 66 or 99? How about a dyslexic dude, a retarted chick, and a hot stripper chick? 686 ?

  12. Mexigogue says:

    Did you hear about the Polish gay guy? He slept with women.

  13. Nice Rack says:

    Where has this conversation gone? You boys are way too weird.

  14. Mexigogue says:

    I had a dream last night with you in it Lauri but it was a political dream. It also had Nate, Shawn, Mike Ryan, and George Dubya Bush in it (I wish I could say I was lying but I really did dream it). What. . the. . fuck???? I’m gonna start taking sleeping pills to keep me out of REM sleep because this is just getting too weird.

  15. Mexigogue says:

    In my dream Bush had gotten re-elected and Lauri had to attend the inauguration in some official capacity and those other dudes decided the bum rush the inauguration to ruin it and thereby embarass Lauri (for some unknown reason) and I was like noooooo! don’t do that and they were going anyway and it was my job to stop them. The Presidential inauguaration hangs in the balance. Only one man can stop them. I repeat, what. . . the .. . . hell??????

  16. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Why does michael jackson like twenty nine year olds?

    Because there are 20 of them hahahahahahaah

  17. Nice Rack says:

    I don’t have dreams that I remember, only nightmares. What is that?

  18. Amanda says:

    Which drugs were you taking again, Mexi?

    BTW, my pair is larger. :)B

  19. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I think Mexi’s drugs of choice are beer and coffee! “Rack” I think you have a challenger to best tits on the blog!!!!

  20. Amanda says:

    Not best, just biggest. For heaven’s sake, I’ve had two kids and I’m almost 40.

    Still I suppose they aren’t too bad.

  21. Amanda says:

    Just remembered that one equates to the other to most guys…

  22. Mexigogue says:

    Heh heh heh heh heh!! I miss all the good stuff when I’m on the road. My ears hurt. Blasted Hip Hop all the way back from Detroit. Ok, I’m lying. It was Evanescence, but that doesn’t sound cool, so for the record it was Hip Hop.

    Hehe! Boobs!!

    Lauri I think it’s abnormal to have as many nightmares as I have. So you’re the normal one. Something is wrong with me. But oh well.

  23. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Poor “Rack” maybe you can start hanging out with Oats, Garfunkel, Grimace, Tubbs and Robin in the sidekick lounge….Youre #2 now baby

  24. Sir Courvoisier says:

    I’ll bet you are under alot of stress. I have nightmares when my stress level is at it’s peak…Try running again that works to bring my stress level down and tes away the nightmares

  25. Mexigogue says:

    Oats said in an interview that he had experimented with homosexuality during the 70s. Then they asked Darryl Hall and he was like no, that was just Oats. I can’t remember where I read that, but I thought it was funny.

  26. Sir Courvoisier says:

    How do you experiment with getting a dick in your ass? I wonder what hypothesis he was trying to prove .

  27. Nice Rack says:

    I have to say that bigger is not always better. Big boobs are nasty when they are not perky. I would rather by my pleasant 34C, nice and perky, than huge and hanging down to my knees. I’m not saying Amanda that you are saggy cuz I don’t know, but I do know that as one ages, the breasts are not as nice as they used to be. Ask Mike how my boobs look in a cleavage shirt, and we’ll see who he picks, lol.

  28. Mexigogue says:

    False dilemma. Perky boobs are for breastfeeding. Bigger boobs are for sleeping on. Everyone’s a winner. (unless one of your boobs falls asleep when I’m sleeping on it in which case that’s kind of uncomfortable but oh well I’m still amused so it’s ok.)

  29. Amanda says:

    Actually mine don’t sag much, which is ironic because they are a bit too firm for their size to get a proper mammogram done and yet my grandmother died of breast cancer at a younger age than I am now and I’m at the age when I should be having them.

    There’s a choice for you – firmness or scan-able.

  30. Amanda says:

    And it’s weird to be having this conversation considering I shared with /rich a pic of my full cleavage last night. But I told him I would kill him if he showed it anyone.

  31. TB says:

    ahhahahah.. I laughed about 7 times reading these comments. And if Oates gets mentioned, that’s just a topper… I can’t go for that.

    anyfuck, I had lunchsex.. I rule.

  32. Phelps says:

    I don’t buy that Oates was experimenting unless he took notes and had a control group.

    And you couldn’t kill Rich if you wanted to, Amanda. The guy is a marine sniper after all.

  33. Mexigogue says:

    You gotta be shitting me! I was THIS close from posting that you need a hypothesis and a control group too! Then I was going to say that one person is too small a sample to draw any conclusions so you would have to recruit more people for your experiment for it to be scientifically valid. But that would have been too gross and it would have been off point so I didn’t post it. Then you did (well the first part anyway). Eerie.

  34. Amanda says:

    In other words, I can’t stop Rich from sharing it. I guess it’s good thing I didn’t share the bare ones then.

  35. Mexigogue says:

    You took nekkit pictures of your boobs???? I tried doing something like that once but they caught me and then got a restraining order.
    (damn Brownies!)
    (( just kidding ))

  36. Amanda says:

    I was in a weird mood one day last year. I had been feeling down on myself and I was doing laundry. Since I didn’t want to scruonge for something to wear while everything else was washing, I just grabbed my velvet gown from the closst. It’s a stretch velvet and very comfortable, but the neckline is weird. (I’ve corrected this a few months ago.) Anyway, I pulled the neckline down and looked in the mirror and realized it didn’t look bad. So I got my digital camera and took a few shots to remind myself I do have some body features worth looking at, even if I don’t plan to show them. Then I took a copy of one of the pics and modified it so it looked like I was just wearing something with a plunging neckline that only show my cleavage.

    That last pic I shared with Rich. There is no way anyone going to see the other ones.

  37. Mexigogue says:

    Post them to the blog. Nobody reads the blog!

  38. Amanda says:

    *snort!*

    Nice try. However, if you’re good, I might send you what I shared with Rich.

    I still reserve the right to kill you if it get distributed widely. Rich maybe a sniper, but I’ve got household products and I know how to mix them.

    Besides, I’m missing my college chemistry days…

  39. Mexigogue says:

    Oh, it’s like when Lauri made me promise not to photoshop her picture as a condition. I wouldn’t violate it because then it would ruin my ability to be trusted in the future.

  40. Amanda says:

    You got it, dude.

    I’ll send what I sent Rich.

  41. Phelps says:

    Yeah, no one photoshoped the last photo!