WTF

Since I don’t want to talk about how I banked my last ball two rails into the side pocket to set up a perfectly straight 8-ball shot which I missed to lose a pool tournament, I will instead post this. This is just a hilarious subject to think about, especially if the fathers are different races. And it will be more common with the advent of fertility drugs too.

26 Responses to “WTF”

  1. Mexigogue says:

    I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING I HATE LOSING, DAMN YOU SHAWN!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (I actually think Shawn is cool but I just hate losing)

  2. TB says:

    back to pool

    I was in a tournament for charity with a bunch of baseball stars.

    I was on a team with Jesse Orosco. I pulled his dumb ass through the whole tournament to the finals, but we lost to Otis Nixon and some chick. Humiliating to say the least.

    and Jesse Orosco is old… very old.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Old people are brittle. Must find way to use this to your advantage.

    And for the record, I didn’t even play Shawn in the tournament but afterwards I played him for practice and lost a zillion games in a row. He’s a communist and a nazi.

  4. Phelps says:

    As I was admonished for saying earlier, sound like that ho needs a traffic cop in front of her cooter.

  5. THE "D" says:

    Lastnight was funny as hell! Mexi was very pissed off over that missed shot. You have to understand that it takes skill to even see a two rail bank shot and get position for the next ball.

    I feel you buddy! The pool Gods will look out for you some time soon. I bet you beat Ramiro and Rever the same night soon.

  6. Osama Bin Laden says:

    I must agree that Shawn is generally a bad guy and what’s more he’s a terrorist. By the way Mexi, the boys down here really love the blog. Keep up the good work, WOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOG!!!

  7. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Just the opposite of picking up bar skanks. Nail the easy skanks and the debutantes get away……

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Did you start your new job yet or are you just kicking it around Phoenix?

  9. The Sicilian says:

    About the article. Will that be like the movie Twins? Bizarre.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    I didn’t see that movie. But I had this argument with someone here at work before then I looked it up on the internet to prove that a woman could indeed be pregnant by two different dudes at the same time. I don’t know why I think it’s the funniest thing but I do. I remember one instance where this chick I know better be lucky she wasn’t multiple ovulating because she could have been pregnant by six dudes at once including but not limited to: my roommate at the time (not courvoisier, a different roommate) and some dude in a UNLV jacket. Damn that was a party!

  11. THE "D" says:

    Okay here is a good question:

    If this couple gets divorced and the father has to pay child support. Does he have to pay for both kids? I believe that he has to pay for the kid that he fathered only.

    What does the Blog think?

  12. Nice Rack says:

    I fucking hate Shawn too. I really don’t, but I want to right now. Boys, remind me never to date another guy from the spot, because they are all players for real. Damn him for making me like him, because I would be much better off with a man who actually could measure up to my intelligence level. Thank god for the blog.

  13. The Sicilian says:

    Just the kid with his DNA, no way in hell should a dude have to pay for something that is not his.

  14. THE "D" says:

    I agree Sicilian:

  15. Mexigogue says:

    Hey Lauri I was so bored earlier I was going to post a fake comment from you quoting that E-mail that my drunken alter ego sent. Then I was going to call respond as myself calling you a welfare recipient and impugning your integrity. Then I was going to post as you calling me a sexual deviant and a criminal. But then I said no, that takes up too much time and effort and things would get all confused. Ha!

    And re: the DNA thing, US law is so screwed up that when a man is married he has to pay child support on a child his wife bears even if she got pregnant by someone else. This is all deemed “in the best interests of the child”. Paying for someone else’s kid is an injustice. I won’t even by another mothafucka a beer, how I’m gonna pay for his kid?? Jeebus!

  16. Nice Rack says:

    Ok meximan, no fake messages from me. And I will be calling you later, cuz the pool hustler pulled some messed up shit on me last night. I just need to get it off my chest, so I will talk to you later. Peace, love, and good beer!

  17. THE "D" says:

    It was so funny last Saturday when I was at Coaches playing horseshoes. We played luck of the draw and of course we won. I am the “HorseShoeKing” of Lansing. Anyway! We go inside to drink some beer. My GF is there and we talk to a few people for awhile. Then a guy I just met walks up and starts talking to us. Okay I say to myself he plays horseshoes and I know his brothers he can stay. When I go to the bathroom he asks my GF not me if he could drink some of our beer out of the pitcher.

    Now the first fuck up is that he asked her not me. It was funny because the whole table said it took him another 15 minutes when I returned to work up the nerve to ask me for some of the beer. He works up the nerve and says this:

    can I get some of you guys pitcher and I will buy the next one.

    Now I am not a friendly motherfucka in the first place so I pause and say yeah it’s cool. But all the time I am thinking —he will get a ass kicking if he tries to run out of here. So the guy gets a glass of beer and proceeds to just sit there with nothing really meaningful to say. Then he finishes the beer and leaves.

    I BE DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is maybe the weakest trait of any loser is to lie and mooch beer. Especially since the next time I see him I am going to heat his ass up like a lightning bolt. It just goes to show that I need to stay to myself and keep the friends I already have. I just could not believe this asshole. What a loser.

  18. Mexigogue says:

    Oh great, i’m a confidante. And let’s go shoe shopping later and talk stuff over in the girls room. MY LIFE SUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!! Hmmmm. . . Must find more life threatening hobbies.

  19. Mexigogue says:

    Hey Dave, now I almost feel better about myself. No wait, no I don’t. Well, at least I don’t mooch beer and lie about buying the next pitcher.

  20. THE "D" says:

    LMAO

  21. THE "D" says:

    Now you have to remember Mexi that you cannot jump Lauri’s bones when she is discussing something important. Down Boy!! I just wanted to make sure you understood that.

    I got drop kicked in the nuts for trying that one. Being the friend is a BITCH!!!!

  22. Mexigogue says:

    At least this one doesn’t ask me to bring cigarettes and diapers.

  23. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Dude what a mooch! D you should have known better. That guy exhibited all of the classic signs of a bum. The shifty eyes, the large neanderthal forehead, knuckles dragging on the ground, the torn dirty ill-fitting clothes, the cat shit smell eminating from his mouth, the mismatching dirty sneakers with no laces and not least of all the pugnent smell of urine radiating from his body like steam coming off of a pond in the morning…
    Not to mention that anybody who has to verbalize that they are going to get the next pitcher of beer is a shifty mutha.. (shut your mouth) to begin with.

    P.S. You actually are a pretty friendly person you are gonna have to work on your angry leave me the fuck alone face….

  24. THE "D" says:

    Thanks Sir! I will have to work on my mean face. How do you like it out there? Do you play golf?

  25. Sir Courvoisier says:

    Life is good out here, The only negative would have to be the heat…I’m not really into golf there is beer involved, kind of like pool. My friends out here golf every chance they get which means I’ll probably be out with them…Peer pressure is a bitch…

  26. Mexigogue says:

    Yes peer pressure is. Ken and Dave are always coming to my house with brass knuckles and saying “COME TO THE BAR!!” then I get there and they start punching their palms and say “DRINK THIS BEER!!” then after a while they pull a gun and say “GO MACK THOSE HOOCHIES!! DO IT! NOW!!!!”