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Here is one way to win an argument. Stupid!

13 Responses to “News”

  1. gvslim says:

    Who got the last word?

  2. Mexigogue says:

    It depends on if you count “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” as a word.

  3. Neil says:

    Thanks Mexigogue, I almost just fell out of my chair laughing.

  4. THE "D" says:

    Mexigogue has to be one of the funniest people I know. I can tell that he was laughing when he wrote that last line.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    Scattered thunderstorms for Ken’s cookout tomorrow. DAMMIT! No white shorts for Stephanie then. But. . . . . . hey. .. . . . wet t-shirt for Lauri! Ok, I’m all better now!

  6. THE "D" says:

    LOL

  7. Neil says:

    Damn it man. I can’t stop thinking about Stephanie’s ass now — and I’ve never even seen the girl.

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Perhaps I can impose upon my brother to snap some quick photos w his digital camera. She’s not really smart, we’ll tell her it’s a DNA reading device and we have to scan front and back just in case she ever gets kidnapped.

  9. John says:

    so, 2 things.

    1) I have around 100 feeds in my RSS reader. I read the mexigogue first thing in the morning. don’t get a big head, but you should be syndicated.

    2) that I-75 jumping off overpass thing is getting old…I was stuck in traffic for 4 hours on I-75 in Atlanta GA because some goom was threatening to take a nosedive. Then, when the handlers went to grab the dude, he lurched away from them and FELL. HA! poetic justice.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    Daaaaamn John, that was one helluva compliment!!! Too late about that getting a big head thing though. It ain’t from the blog though, my ego’s got my cranium so swoll my people would swear I’m wearing a helmet!! And I have to check the news for this GA nosedive thing.

    Oh and by the way I love the Smerdyakov moniker! Of course you knew I would! I think it was Ivan that said that Smerdyakov had an inflated idea of himself, far beyond what was warranted. Later he took it back and said that Smerdyakov was clever or cunning or something. At any rate ya gotta like the evil lackey, son of the Steenkin Lizaveta! For those who don’t know, read “The Brothers Karamazov”! No this is not a commercial.
    *paid for by Barnes and Noble

  11. The Sicilian says:

    Ummmm….Is it bad that I did this to my ex-husband? I just didn’t commit suidide afterwards. I celebrated.

  12. Mexigogue says:

    As long as you say “Oopsies!” when it happens, that totally absolves you. You don’t even have to mean it. I think this goes back to English common law or something.

  13. THE "D" says:

    Lastnight when I was sleep I could have sworn I saw some white shorts and a fine ass go by my window. I woke up and started running for the door. then Linda screamed out “if you have one more Sthephanie dream I am going to whoop your ass”.

    End of Dream!!!

    Damn those white shorts…Wicked I say!