Leroy’s Pool Shooting Poem

Way dowwwwwwwn in Leroy’s Deep
the game was takin’ all day cuz Joe was tryin’ to cheat
I looked at him and said dammit can’t you see
Me and Dave tryin’ to chicken war so hurry up you (bleep)

“Did you just say bleep man cuz round this part a the hood
you can say yo shit uncensored no bleeps it’s all good”
I said ‘yeah man dammit but I’ma let my money talk
I got a three dollar bill said you can’t make this shot’

Now Joe hemmed and he hawwed and he looked at the balls
He looked so damn long a moth wore holes in my draws
Just then walked up Dave and he said with a fury
Mothafucka shoot yo shit cuz my eyes gettin blurry

I said damn this stuff y’all I don’t give a fuck
I’ma bank this four rails if I can slap Stephie’s ass for good luck
Dave’s got twenty on me Joe and if I dare miss
I’ll unscrew my cue leave the game and go piss

Now they all found this challenge to be ok and good
So I lined up my shot and called the bank where I stood
But before I shot I took a sip from my glass
Then walked round the table and slapped Stephie’s ass

I smiled satisfied at what I had attained
sat back in the barstool and said y’all take the game
Dave jumped up and said WHAT now Joe’s gonna win my last!
I said I’m too drunk to shoot dawg, I just wanted to slap Stephie’s ass

I just wanna slap Stephanies fine. . . . . . perfect. . . beautiful . .. . ass!!!!

14 Responses to “Leroy’s Pool Shooting Poem”

  1. THE "D" says:

    See now that is the best way to finish my thoughts ever!!!!! I lie to you not I was cracking up all morning. The Blog gets me ready for some of the shit in the office!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stephanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stephanie!!!!!!!!!

    Damn!

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Yesterday she spilled something on her clothes so she had to go home and change. But she had no pants so she wore these shorts. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-UMMMM!!!!! LEGS!!! Everything I tried to say came out Italian and I don’t even speak Italian!! All look and no touch. . . It’s like I died and went to heaven and hell at the same time!!

  3. THE "D" says:

    You know what I wonder. What does she do during the day? School? Another Job??

  4. Mexigogue says:

    That’s a funny thought. I usually imagine that people only exist inasmuch as they are in direct contact with me. Outside of relating to me, they don’t exist at all. I mean, if I followed her out of Leroy’s, she would have an apparent home and an apparent outside life. But if I go the other way, she would cease to exist. You know what I’m saying? This life is. . . like. .. . my dream. And everybody else is just a figment of my imagination.

    (this is how tyrants are born)

  5. THE "D" says:

    Yeah I know exactly what you mean. I can tell you now that I don’t know more than 8 peoples names in Leroy’s. it takes alot for me to want to remember somebody’s name. You have to serve a purpose in life other than just breathing air.

    If you play pool and you love it and beat me I will remember you name…..I will even see your face on every object ball I practice with at “Pockets’….. (gritting teeth and calling you all types of foul names)…….So when I see you again at Leroy’s I will beat the shit out of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBOOOOOHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    If you put in perspective I doubt if the girl can read. I don’t mean to say she is not that bright but you can tell you uses the gifts given to her physically more than the mental ones. Or maybe she is playing the tease a dick Jedi Technique on all of us. She kinda reminds me on Monique a littel and that is scary too……. and she was the

    TEASE A DICK PRO!!!!!!!!

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Dave, when they can’t read. . . that’s the best kind. We don’t have to worry about her reading the blog!! No, I agree. She looks happy. . and good looking. . But I wouldn’t put her on Jeapordy. But that’s ok. Guys who like chicks just for their mind are just shallow.

  7. THE "D" says:

    Hey a great mind will not pay the phone bill. But a great body will at least take your mind off living in the dark…..or not having heat……..electricity……….or a good pool game..

  8. Mexigogue says:

    Oh damn! I’m putting that quote on my signature line for outgoing E-mails from now on!

  9. THE "D" says:

    Your Welcome!

  10. MB says:

    I have seen this chick. Her ass is about one kid or four Big Macs away from hitting critical mass. Enjoy it while it’s still hot.

  11. Mayor McCheese says:

    mmmmmm big mac!!!!

  12. THE "D" says:

    Hey that sounds like a female perspective to me. What the hell is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will never reach critical mass!!!!!!!!!! She has too much Pocahantas in her. That is not nice what MB said….. I am in tears right now!!!!!!

    But if you think about it..Stephie at Critical Mass is better than a ugly Heffa at Critical Mass!

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  13. Goldie says:

    I think Mr. “MB” is a member of the most diabolical player haters organizations around.

    You guys gotta watch the Dave Chapelle show to understand the depths of “MB’s” diabolical player hating!!

  14. MB says:

    It was just an observation. Don’t let your emotions get away from you.

    Goldie, go hug a tree, you know that always makes you feel better.

    D, Dry your tears- errthangs gonna be alright.