Cinco de Mayo

Hooray! It is Cinco de Mayo, celebrating the day that Mexican forces defeated the French and took their five jars of mayonnaise. This puts Mexico in a select group. Other forces that have defeated the French include, but are not limited to:

Spain
Austria
the Hapsburgs
American Indians
Prussia
England
Germany
the Quakers
the New Orlean Saints (their only victory of the 1980 season)
Jerry’s Kids
Danny and Freesie

Gotta go, I’m chasing a taco with Chateau d’Angludet!

3 Responses to “Cinco de Mayo”

  1. You are crazy. and funny.

    Hope it was a good one for you!

  2. The Sicilian says:

    You forgot to add Giant Squid to that list..I’m almost positive that Giant Squid have defeated the french somewhere in history.

  3. Phelps says:

    I think France is possibly the only country the Italians have ever beaten since the fall of the Empire.