Cinco de Mayo

Hooray! It is Cinco de Mayo, celebrating the day that Mexican forces defeated the French and took their five jars of mayonnaise. This puts Mexico in a select group. Other forces that have defeated the French include, but are not limited to:

the Hapsburgs
American Indians
the Quakers
the New Orlean Saints (their only victory of the 1980 season)
Jerry’s Kids
Danny and Freesie

Gotta go, I’m chasing a taco with Chateau d’Angludet!

3 Responses to “Cinco de Mayo”

  1. You are crazy. and funny.

    Hope it was a good one for you!

  2. The Sicilian says:

    You forgot to add Giant Squid to that list..I’m almost positive that Giant Squid have defeated the french somewhere in history.

  3. Phelps says:

    I think France is possibly the only country the Italians have ever beaten since the fall of the Empire.