Manifesto

It just ocurred to me that I might be getting some new hits now that Rachael has linked me in her blog so I find it appropriate that I issue my manifesto or talking points or whatever.

1. To each what he earns
2. Reaching into your own pocket to help your fellew man is charity. Reaching into my pocket to do so is stealing.
3. Violence is immoral except in self defense.
4. Bad ideas should die in the fires of practical application.
5. Taxing the successful to subsidize the people who choose bad ideas only encourages more bad ideas.
6. Plus it creates an expectation of entitlement
7. All midgets go to hell.
8. Soap operas air in hell on a regular basis.

There. You can take that to the bank.

(you just can’t cash it)

6 Responses to “Manifesto”

  1. TB says:

    You just reaffirmed why you’ll always hold a strong link on my blog Mexi.. strong work.

  2. Phelps says:

    Did you know that if you have a fight with a midget and you lose, you become a midget yourself?

  3. Amanda says:

    Like the first comment. Especially after what I wrote on the list.

  4. TB says:

    I knew that Phelps, that’s why I show no mercy and beat them savagely every time I get the chance…

  5. guy in the UNLV jacket says:

    When I make it big time i am going to get me a posse of midget hype men/ dnacers. It is going to be soooo cool. Before I enter a uilding or room my little people will procede me and sing songs and dance to alert all in earshot thet “The guy in then UNLV jacket” has arrived. Anytime someone asks me a question. I won’t answer. I’ll tell the my lead dwarf. 30 seconds later he will have made up a song and dance routine to communicate my answer. It will be awesome. I’ll be a cross between Willy Wonka, The Heat/Snow misers and a broadway musical…I can’t wait

  6. Phelps says:

    Ooh, I know, you need to have all midget women dressed like those 60s villain henchmen, all with impossibly large guns, like those giant automatic shotguns with the drum magazines. You would be like the American Khadaffi crossed with The Joker.