Nikki Tries to Weasel Out of a Debt

My friend Nikki borrowed $20 from me last week. She tried to weasel out of it last night by having a heart attack. Unfortunately for her, she’s still alive so she still owes me the money. Like an idiot she checked herself out of the hospital at 3:00 in the morning against doctors orders.

I was on the phone with her about 8:30 p.m. when she first got the chest tightening. She had already been complaining that she felt very wrong and she didn’t know what it was. When the chest pain hit, she sounded like *aaaaaack!* I thought oh great, heart attack, but I didn’t say anything. She had a friend drive her to the hospital about 9:30 and that’s when they diagnosed, gave her meds to open up her arteries, and blah blah blah. By then I was at Leroy’s practicing getting mad draw back on my shots.

She refuses to quit smoking. She said she knows it’s not her time yet and if the Angel of Death arrives, she’s going to fight him like mad and burn him with a cigarette. That’s just the way it is with these things. But the important thing is that I’m getting more draw back on my shots. Hooray for me!

6 Responses to “Nikki Tries to Weasel Out of a Debt”

  1. THE "D" says:

    Okay now don’t get too much draw on that shot. I might owe you some chicken. Now you should really try to get that bridge going also.

    You missed it Saturday we went over Jenn’s house and had a ball. We played cards and drank until the sun came up. But it was kinda fucked up when her hair caught on fire right in the middle of the card game. I lie to you not Kim saved her from buring the fuck up. Her head lit up like a bad Pepsi commercial. I was scared shitless.

    The bad thing is I lost track of time and the boys know that we came home at 5:50 in the morning. That is kinda fucked up. Because when they try to come home that late I will be in th bushes ready to Beat That ASS!!!

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Oh. . . I was scared for a minute. I thought you meant Stephanie, the bartender chick with the bodyyyyyyyyyy!!!! I don’t do afterparties ever ever ever, but I’da went to see a chick’s hair burst into flames! Next time bring sticks and marshmellows!! HAHA!

  3. THE "D" says:

    You are sick in the head. What Shephanie are you talking about??????? Have I missed something? Are there new titties in th eclub that have not been observed by me?? Say it ain’t so!!!!

    I really think Kim is the Babe of the Bar!!! Something about her thick sexy ass!

    Oh sorry kinda got off track there………

    How is that draw going??

  4. Mexigogue says:

    Wait. . . . The bartender chick that used to be Shawn’s girlfriend. .. . what’s her name??? That’s who I’m talking about. ..

  5. THE "D" says:

    Oh Okay! I have not seen the woman that used to be Shawns GF yet. I just saw the dingy girl that works as a waitress sometimes.

  6. You shouldn’t speak of the hot girls unless you can post pictures for my enjoyment!