Offensive

Ok, I’ve got people from too many groups that have been reading this blog. I can’t say anything without offending somebody. So let me get it out of the way by offending everybody:

Mexicans: If I’ve never seen you before in my life don’t presume I’m supposed to be down with you just because I’m Mexican. And especially don’t do so if you go pissing all my friends off first.

Black dudes: Don’t look at me funny if you see me talking to a black chick. Mexican women are not “my women” and black women are not “your women”. This especially goes for you if you’re giving me a dirty look while you’re sitting there with a white woman!

White dudes: The next time one of you tell me I speak intelligent for a. . . . You’re going to get knocked the FUGGOUT!! And don’t wonder why I give you a funny look when you tell me that ‘the man’ is keeping you down. I’m not trying to listen to how hard it is to be white in America!!! Dammit! (Note: I actually went to jail once for having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle and there was this white guy in jail trying to tell me that the only reason he got arrested was because the cop was black and didn’t like white guys. I was like WHAT THE HELL????? I’M NOT TRYING TO HEAR YOU!!!!

Chinese dudes: you. . . . . . . . . um. . . . . . . . . . .. hmmm. . . . . . err. . .. . . . well. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . STOP BEING CHINESE!!!

Mixed People (both genders): YOu’re not biracial. YOU’RE MIXED!!!! STOP WITH THE LABEL CHANGING ALREADY!!!!!

Women of all races: If I’ve never met you, no, I will NOT buy you a drink!! And don’t even LOOK at these quarters. They’re for pool!

Other honorable mentions who piss me off: Midgets, Jehovah’s Witnesses, mimes, telemarketers, spammers, and dumb people of all stripes!

11 Responses to “Offensive”

  1. gvslim says:

    I can vouch for the white guy in JAIL

  2. Mexigogue says:

    Yes!! We bonded right out of jail while those other foos sat there for days trying to scrape up their pennies! Broke losers!

  3. THE "D" says:

    You Go Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never read more true statements in my life. You Da Man!!!!!!!! keep pissing the people with little minds off!!!!

    I have found that people I piss off are very fucked up too. I hate it when a white person or whatever tells me that they don’t like black people but I am the exception.

    What the FUCK is that. You have just dishonored my heritage……Mom Dad Sista Grandparents………. and I am the one in trouble if I hit the fucka. Now understand that these are not people that have a pot to piss in downing my race. I doubt if they can even read. However they feel the need to bond with me in this way.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I think Dave Chappelle has a skit that expalins all this too. I have never told a white person or , chinese, mexican or sanything else that I hate their race but they are somehow different.. That is like saying your whole race is shit but you are a piece of shit that does not smell that bad. I have had people in Lansing and Grand Rapids say that.

    They also say that about people from Detroit!!!!!! Where we all lived in houses not trailers and all of my friends parents worked at a factory of the Big 3 not the local QD.

  4. Mexigogue says:

    That’s the kind of guy that will make a racist statement, then when someone calls him on it he say “I’m not racist, I’ve got black friends!” And the “friend” he’s thinking about is you because he paid you the compliment of being the only black person he could stand!!!

  5. THE "D" says:

    So True!!!

    I also notice very close when I shake someones hand at work that is white. The so-called high class white people will rub me off their hands when I am not looking. Like I don’t wash my hands aftr I wipe or some shit.

    See I listen to gangsta rap and invision whooping everyones ass that has race issues. I respect the real racist better than the assholes that think they are not. The real racist I appreciate because you know to stay away from them and they will stay away from you.

    The closest ass will find the spots that minorities hang at then get mad because they are not playing hank williams on the jukebox. Fuck the Colonial!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay this is why I need my own Blog!!!!!!!!!! I get carried away!

  6. Phelps says:

    That was a pretty intelligent post for a… uh… umm… American.

  7. Mexigogue says:

    Ooh. The timing was close on that comment phelps. I think you meant to insult me but Dave posted between so your comment followed his. I would say you’re bout to get knocked out but I know you’re always strapped. Good thing this isn’t taking place at a bar!!

  8. THE "D" says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  9. Phelps says:

    Actually, it was at both. I need to get a new piece, since I traded off my PPK/S, and my Glock Model 17 is too damned big to conceal under summer clothes. I think I am going to start hitting the pawn shops and get me a little snub-barrel .38 special to keep in my pocket.

  10. Mexigogue says:

    And to think. . . the only thing I have to defend myself with is my Iron Fist of Data Entry!

  11. You better fuckin buy me a drink boy 😛