Sex Education

The schools have evidently been teaching my kids sex education stuff. My eleven and eight year olds were repeating some blather about babies, the reproductive system, and the penis. I corrected them, telling them that the proper name is doo-hilly. My daughter spritzed Squirt onto the floor when I said that. I have to use more care when I repeat Phelpsisms.

One Response to “Sex Education”

  1. Phelps says:

    Especially under oath.