I need a bunch of people to try this. . . I’ve already tried it but a true scientific study must be replicated just to show it’s not a fluke. You guys all do this and tell me the results.

Take a rubber band, any old rubber band that you would find in your office, and bite down on part of it. Now pull the other half and stretch it away from your face as far as you can pull it. . . make sure it’s taut or this won’t work. Ok, now LET IT GO!

What happens?

In other news I slept with the light on all night because I spent all yesterevening reading Dracula. Spooky castle, I kept waiting for the Mystery Machine to pull up.

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