Dumb News

Ice skating bear goes on a rampage killing a circus hand. My favorite part, though, is the following:

“It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov”

Um, I ain’t no expert, but I’m thinking THE FACT THAT YOU PUT FUCKING ICESKATES ON HIM MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT!!!

One Response to “Dumb News”

  1. Phelps says:

    Robert Schimmel Act:

    “Daddy, how did they teach that bear to ride a bicycle?”

    Easy, they tied his feet to the pedals and beat the shit out of him. He’s not riding, he’s just running in place.

    Really?”

    (Pause) No, honey, all bears ride Schwinns through the forest.

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