Chicken Wars Continue!

I had intended to blog primarily about politics, economic theory, and religious commentary chok full of polemic dialectics and angry diatribes, but I found that it’s more fun to blog about pool. So dammit, here we go.

My mortal enemy Dave Marion took a 3-1 lead in the chicken wars the other day (I didn’t blog about that. When I lose I blog about international affairs or something). Last night was not his night at all. He couldn’t win a damn thing. The way things were going I woulda had $50 he couldn’t have won a Dave Marion lookalike contest. I know the feeling of an off night so I kind of felt bad for him, but looking at him sit there looking mad as hell made me crack up. The pool gods must be Mexican because he had me on our first game but he scratched on the 8.

I don’t remember a next game but Dave seems to think it’s 3-3. If we didn’t play a next game then he’s up 3-2. I’ll leave it up to his memory (mine is pitcher of beer fuzzy) because I trust to our integrity. The chicken war race to 100 is beyond cheating. This is death and life, not to mention I’m certain that the loser will move out of the contiguous United States from humiliation. I’m checking out the cost of living in the Phillipines just in case.

At some point I’m going to add a link to Ramiro Sanchez can’t play pool and make up all kinds of ridiculous and untrue stories for him to find when he googles himself (and you know he will, as all pool players are egomaniacs, it comes with the territory.) Dave told me not to make the page but that’s like daring me not to run into the tunnel to see if I can get to the other side before a train comes. You know I gotta do it. Anyway let me go, the kids want to use the computer. Chicken wars WILL be continued!

3 Responses to “Chicken Wars Continue!”

  1. Phelps says:

    Friday was a hell of a day. We won 3 out of 4 games bowling (we lost the first game by 14, and won the series). We suck enough that we usually only get one game. Friday was underdog day!

  2. Phelps says:

    Oh, and the proper term for “ridiculous and untrue stories” are “filthy lies”. If you are going to be a blogger, you need to know the terms of art.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    Then let the filthy lies begin! In a minute. I’ll make a page on my angelfire site. Just as soon as I get done. . .. resting my eyes. resting my eyes. . . . . resting my . . .. I. . . .zzzzzzzzzz.