A Three Hour Tour Gone Horribly Wrong

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8 Responses to “A Three Hour Tour Gone Horribly Wrong”

  1. I’d love to get a theesome with Mary Ann and Ginger!

  2. mexi says:

    And Lovey. Don’t forget about her.

  3. Here’s what I don’t understand: It was a three hour tour. Why did Thurston Howell III and his dahhhling wife have so much damn luggage? Why? They carried a ton of stuff on that boat for a three hour tour.

    This has puzzled me since childhood.

  4. Oh, and excluding the threesome opportunity, which girl is better?

    Ginger, or Mary Ann?

    It’s an age old question of great importance.

    My vote is for the professor. I had an immense crush on him. Plus, he’s smart.

  5. mexi says:

    Ginger’s a whore. Something bothers me about Mary Ann too. I’d spend my days looking for a mermaid, but then how do you get in it? Or are you just s’posed to play with the boobs? Very deep questions.

  6. Phelps says:

    I would do all sorts of nasty things to Maryanne. Shit that would get you arrested.

  7. Phelps says:

    On second thought I wanna get me some Mrs. Howe. That hat is hawt.

  8. mexi says:

    Plus she give you Thurston’s moneys!

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