Brain Burner


What do illiterate people do to pass the time when they’re on the toilet?????

(this is not a riddle, I really can’t begin to figure this one out)

11 Responses to “Brain Burner”

  1. DGs World says:

    Even if you’re illiterate, you can still count. You just can’t read. My best guess: They count the seconds in between those satisfying plops. Or drips. Depending on what they’re doing on the potty.

    That is really gross. I’m sorry.

  2. mexi says:

    Reader’s Digest, Demons (by Fyodor Dostoevsky), Moby Dick, and the Lansing State Journal.

    What’s in YOUR bathroom?

  3. Phelps says:

    They call other people on their cordless phones. I bet you’ve gotten one of those calls.

    In my poopin room I’ve got Needful Things, Conquistador (S.M. Stirling), On The Wealth of Nations (P.J. O’Rourke), and Myths, Lies and Downright Stupidity: Why Everything You Know is Wrong (John Stossel)

  4. Phelps says:

    And a small stack of Playboys under the sink, because I don’t want to spasm and drop my laptop.

  5. mexigogue says:

    oh and I forgot, also “A Brave New World Revisited” by Aldous Huxley.

  6. DGs World says:

    OK. Seriously? You guys are wayyyy too brainy on the pot. I HAVE SHOPPING MAGAZINES. That is when I get my shopping done. And since I spend so much time on the potty, I shop entirely too often.

    Happy Turkey Day.

  7. R says:

    “Politics Lost: How American Democracy was Trivialized by People Who Think You’re Stupid,” Joe Klein.
    “Crashing the Party,” Ralph Nader

  8. Jenn says:

    You guys are the smartest poopers ever.

    That’s hot.

  9. I heard they play games on their cell phones

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