Unfair

These people are being brought up on slavery charges. They are accused of keeping two Indonesian women as slaves for years in their Long Island home. I don’t know about the guy but the woman ought to object that her own face is prejudicial to the trial. Just look at her, she looks like a witch!

Varsha Sabhnani: Your Honor, I object. . . to my own face! I cannot get a fair trial here. I move for a change of venue.

Judge: I agree that your face is prejudicial but a change of venue to where? Salem?

Varsha Sabhnani: That stings. I call a curse on your head!

Judge: Nice try but I don’t believe in vindaloo.

6 Responses to “Unfair”

  1. As long as she stays away from the green makeup and the pointy hat she should be fine

  2. mexi says:

    Good point. Now it’s time for a Photoshop. Or an MS Paint, Photoshop is at home.

  3. Jenn says:

    Ooooh oooh witchy woman, see how how she fliieees! Oooh oooh witchy woman, she got the moon in her eeeeyyyyeees!

  4. Jenn says:

    P.S. Thanks for noting in my link that I am in fact not a transvestite.

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