Big Texans and Monkeys

I just learned something this weekend. The University of Michigan’s backup quarterback is a 6’6″ freshman from Texarkana, Texas. His nickname (no kidding) is Big Tex. Whoda thunk it?

Also in the news, New Delhi Deputy Mayor dies in monkey attack. Is something like this in store for the new Louisiana mayor? Should bigger monkeys be brought in to prevent it? Very deep questions!

I’m out.

5 Responses to “Big Texans and Monkeys”

  1. I want to die in a monkey attack

  2. mexi says:

    I wonder if he at least tried the Charlton Heston line before he died.

  3. Phelps says:

    Dude, monkey is not the preferred nomenclature. Cajun-American, please.

  4. The Man in the Yellow Hat says:

    Come to daddy!!

  5. Get your paws off of me you damn dirty……………

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