I need a new coat, since my name is guy in the UNLV Jacket. I figured I would drive up to Vegas Saturday and get me a UNLV coat. Anyways I ended up gambling, drinking and chasing bitches all night. I forgot all about the jacket. Anyways I met this hot ( I mean pornstar smoking hot) asian chick. She was hanging out rubbing my wang all nightt at Ra. I just know I am gonna get some pussy. Wrong!!! I got juiced for like 4 $10 drinks. Then when it’s time to go she starts asking how generous I am. I was like well bitch I just bought your ass $40 worth of alcohol that is pretty generous. She then goes on to explain that the pussy is gonna cost me $300. Fucking hookers suck!!!!!!!
rule book
#2 don’t buy bitches drinks
ammendment a: This rule may be disregarded if 2 conditions are met.
#Condition 1 Drink money comes from gambling, lottery or shoveling snow.
#Condition 2 The Bitch is Eastern European or an Asian with implants
#Condition 3 You are getting your dick rubbed within 15 minutes of meeting alleged bitch
I don’t know Mike Jennie Finch is a Babe. I would fuck her in front of my girlfriend if I got the chance. She would understand too!
Hey the “Chicken Wars” have not been updated my diabolical friend!!! Hey I know the scoree too.
Can you tell that I am on vacation today!!
What is the score?
You know what the score is 60 28 I think!!!
LMAO
Thou jivest me, turkey!
I need a new coat, since my name is guy in the UNLV Jacket. I figured I would drive up to Vegas Saturday and get me a UNLV coat. Anyways I ended up gambling, drinking and chasing bitches all night. I forgot all about the jacket. Anyways I met this hot ( I mean pornstar smoking hot) asian chick. She was hanging out rubbing my wang all nightt at Ra. I just know I am gonna get some pussy. Wrong!!! I got juiced for like 4 $10 drinks. Then when it’s time to go she starts asking how generous I am. I was like well bitch I just bought your ass $40 worth of alcohol that is pretty generous. She then goes on to explain that the pussy is gonna cost me $300. Fucking hookers suck!!!!!!!
Hey, you were the one who told me mack rule #2 was don’t buy bitches any drinks!
rule book
#2 don’t buy bitches drinks
ammendment a: This rule may be disregarded if 2 conditions are met.
#Condition 1 Drink money comes from gambling, lottery or shoveling snow.
#Condition 2 The Bitch is Eastern European or an Asian with implants
#Condition 3 You are getting your dick rubbed within 15 minutes of meeting alleged bitch
$30 COVER?!? WTF? To hell with that. I’ll just play tables at Luxor and get comped.
Hey, Mexi, you coming out to Vegas the week of the 13th?
Mexi is to cheap to go that far….
You mean too broke.
No cheap…You know you can afford to you are just a cheap mofo….Not that that is a bad thing…
ah yes, the good ol’ cocktuckers..
🙂