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May 2008

Unholy Alliance

My two arch nemeses, Hillary Cliinton and Puerto Rico have joined forces in the most harrowing alliance since Cobra joined forces with the Iron Grenadiers, except this is even more lame. I don’t know whether to be terrified or bored.

Aliens (not Mexicans this time)

If this footage turns out to be real aliens, Steven Spielburg should sue them.

Life Imitating Art

Smithers, send in the hounds!

Fat Megan’s Revenge

This is bullshit. This woman’s actions would not have made people this angry if Fat Megan hadn’t committed suicide. Impersonating somebody on the ‘net is not a crime most people would tend to want to prosecute. Some drama queen offed herself in the biggest overreaction of all time and now people want somebody to hang […]

Prunes

This chick I know was singing a song to her baby. It went like this: Prunes, prunes, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you poop the more you poop the better you feel so let’s have prunes at every meal! I have a problem with the logic. On the surface the conclusion […]

Unneccesary Roughness

Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the “DC Madam”, committed suicide this week rather than return to prison for running a prostitution ring. On the surface this sounds like a no-lose situation for society. America is minus one criminal because she chose suicide rather than serving time for a crime she committed. That is until you really think […]