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November 2006

Snakes

When I was in kindergarten our class got a visit one day from a nature lover. This woman brought with her a gardner snake which she assured us was not poisonous. In order to get us over our fear of snakes she took this creature out its box and started playing with it. Eventually I […]

MAY DAY! MAY DAY!!!

Life is spinning out of control! Lost my life savings betting on the outcome of Rocky’s second fight with Mr. T! How could I have known Balboa would come back to win it? CURSE YOU BOXING GODS!!! Got the beers and the liquors in with Guy in the UNLV Jacket the other day. Who’d have […]

Affirmative Action

When I was about nine years old (1979) some people were talking to me about my future and what I could do when I grew up. One person said “You can work for the State!” My first reaction was “Fuck the State”. They said “The State will hire you because they always need minorities.” I […]

Deja Who

January 2002 I awake from a dream. It’s about three in the morning and I’m on the living room floor next to the couch where She Who is Not to be Named has been sleeping. She feels my eyes upon her and she opens hers. I’ve spent almost every waking moment away from work with […]

Heavenly Creatures

Ok. This weekend I saw this movie call Heavenly Creatures. I had never heard of it before but I read the info on it as I was scrolling through the guide info for the cable channels. It’s a movie based on a true story about two teenage girls, Pauline Parker and Juliet Hulme, who develop […]

Political Ads

I’m voting against every candidate who called me with a recorded message. Seriously, that is fucked up. You want to waste my time with some canned platitudes and you don’t even have the common decency to have a real live person on the other end for me to cuss out for interrupting my evening meal? […]

Dear Blog People

I regret to announce that I’ll be unable to post for the rest of the week because I have AIDS