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September 2005


I killed my son yesterday. I was running in the snow around the north side by secondary building. As I rounded the corner I see a guy in opfor clothing with his weapon pointed at the main entrance. I open fire with my squad automatic weapon (SAW). He turns toward me but it’s too late. […]

Split Head and Stitches

I’m at Auggie’s the other night shooting pool and there’s this chick who knows my name. She has giant breasts but that’s not the point, the point is she remembered me from when I used to shoot pool at Leroy’s The Great Satan. She wanted to play doubles so she and I teamed up against […]