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July 2004


Ok, this is really gross. Evidently a lot of people already know about this site I’m going to mention. I’m just finding out about it. DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU’RE AT WORK. Hell, you might want to not open it ever. It’s gross, it’s bad, it’s naaaasty. It’s www.tubgirl.com . What the hell??? Somebody […]

Comic Book Super Villian

This rocks like nothing has ever rocked before. I have put a lot of thought and effort into this and I have finally created MY SUPER VILLIAN!!! You guys can look at it but you have to promise not to steal my idea. I am going to make money off of this. A lot of […]

Back to the Lab

Going back to the D today. Too busy to use pronouns. No wait, damn that . When I was a child I used to imagine that at this point in my life I’d be fighting crime at night, wearing some sort of costume. Well I figure you gotta live your dreams. So starting tonight I’m […]

Sappy E-mail

Sappy E-mails that get forwarded around piss me off. This girl once forwarded one to me (and like 20 other people) because she thought it was particularly cute. It is as follows: If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you the beauty On the days you’re […]

The Revolution

First of all, I would like to extend my heartfelt propers to all those who competed in the Booby Wars. Everyone is a winner and all contestants will be sent (what else?), a Giant Squid and nachos. It’s in the mail (damn I got some strange looks at the post office.) Second (ow! I bit […]

Famous People Quotes

Connie Chung: Mr. Greenspan, you’ve done some of the most amazing work ever in regards to the economy. In your tenure you’ve overseen the longest period of sustained growth in US history. Double digit inflation now seems to be a thing of the past. What, in your opinion, has been the greatest development, economic or […]


Here they are. I have gone through a lot of hard work to bring these to you. Make our votes count. I’m taking my black Mexican ass to sleep. I don’t get paid enough for this. Horrible stressful work having to take pictures of Lauri and download pictures of Amanda. Lauri and Amanda Voting will […]


stop looking at my blog. no boobies to see here until. .. . maybe midnight, at the earliest. (didn’t want to have you clicking for nothing)


The Boobie Wars will commence as soon as I get a cleavage shot of Lauri. I already have one of Amanda but it would be unfair to post it right now as, in the classic tradition of Boobie Wars, both sides must walk 20 paces then turn around and present at the same time. Since […]

Intellectual Whores

This dude created a philosophy about his experiences as being a dude women like to have around only to fulfill their base intellectual needs. He says since they want him around him only for his mind he has become an intellectual whore. Look at this line from intellecutalwhores.com Later in life I started encountering a […]