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June 2004

Leroy’s Pool Shooting Poem

Way dowwwwwwwn in Leroy’s Deep the game was takin’ all day cuz Joe was tryin’ to cheat I looked at him and said dammit can’t you see Me and Dave tryin’ to chicken war so hurry up you (bleep) “Did you just say bleep man cuz round this part a the hood you can say […]

Dolemite

I watched Dolemite for the umpteenth time yesterday and my spirit was renewed. For those of you who don’t know, Dolemite is the epitome of the ghetto street hustler, bad mothaf***a archetype. Feared and revered, this guy is beholden to no one. And he’s a pimp with karate hookers. You can’t get much cooler than […]