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Arrested!!! (continued)

This is a continuation of yesterday’s blog entry which relay the events of October 1989. Some of the genders of my sex parters may have been changed so that I won’t look fruity. Just kidding. I didn’t have any sex partners in jail. October 15, 1989 For two full days I didn’t tell the cops […]


Friday the Thirteenth, October 1989: I’ve been AWOL from the Marine Corps for six months now working as a grocery store bagger in my hometown of Lansing Michigan. It’s about 2:00 a.m. and I’m wandering the streets of Lansing with nowhere to go. I’ve just gotten into a huge argument with my wife Kim because […]

Sweetest Day BAH!

I saw a sign today at a floral shop advertising Sweetest Day cards and gifts. Yeah right! Anything to separate me from my hard-earned cash right Mr. Hallmark? I don’t celebrate days and I don’t give cards, flowers, and other gifts. Well I did once but that’s it. It was 1991 and had just met […]

Clan War!!!

I said clan, not Klan. Settle down! Yesterday when I logged on to America’s Army some of the other guys from my clan, The Angels of Death (AoD), were being challanged to a scrimmage by another clan. They agreed to the match and asked me if I was in. Normally I decline when it comes […]

Cats on Fire

When I was in the sixth grade I was called in to see the school counselor because I had been drawing pictures of cats on fire. These were always funny for me because you take something cute and cuddly and then draw it on fire and, well the funny is self-explanatory. The teacher, however, was […]

The Weekend

I saw the Devil Incarnate the other night so I sent over a white zin just to be sarcastic. The price of sarcasm these days is $3.50. What a bargain for me! The Michigan Wolverines fucked around and won yesterday because they kept running these homosexual pass routes. It’s just a game anyway. Bastards. The […]

The Premise

I’m reading an ABC news article this morning that is asking why Walmart was quicker in providing hurricaine assistance than FEMA. The story reads this as a what’s wrong with this picture sort of thing. I’m reading this is vindication of the rational objectivist premise that the private sector is better geared to do amost […]


In the news today a judge upheld a lawsuit by Muslim detainees who allege they were beaten and starved in the post 9-11 roundup. They argue that the government violated their right to appeal their solitary confinement in a special unit of the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. John Ashcroft counterargued that the threat of […]

Buffalo Bills

The office manager is cooler than a fan. She knows I’m a Bills fan so when she went back home to Buffalo last week she picked me up a Buffalo Bills drink holder. It’s got the throwback standing Buffalo logo like they had in the ’60s and ’70s only the buffalo is red with a […]

Don’t Smoke Weed

My son is fifteen and it just ocurred to me that I haven’t had the “don’t smoke weed” talk with him yet. It didn’t occur to me because I didn’t try smoking weed until I was seventeen and I didn’t like it so it’s never really been an issue for me. It just made me […]